Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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