Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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