Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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