You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
