that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Randomize
