? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
P.S. I can't hear my feet
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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