This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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