Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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