well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Randomize
