remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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