so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I supernannyed him into submission
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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