Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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