Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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