I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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