Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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