Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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