I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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