Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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