shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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