He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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