i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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