I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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