So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Congratulations! We have a period
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