Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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