THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I DEMAND FORESKIN
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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