My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Randomize
