Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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