I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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