i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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