I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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