woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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