my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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