Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i just had sex bonerless
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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