Who did Billy Mays play for?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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