is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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