Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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