either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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