Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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