The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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