What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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