the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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