i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So vagazzling was a success
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
So. Much. Porn.
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