my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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