There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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