I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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