I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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