Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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