you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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