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say what?
wanna hang out?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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