You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Randomize
