Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm at about main and main street
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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